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Marriage
Quotes (Wedding Quotes)
Marriage
is not a noun; it's a verb. It isn't something
you get. It's something you do. It's the
way you love your partner every day.
Alfred
Adler:
We only regard
those unions as real examples of love
and real marriages in which a fixed and
unalterable decision has been taken. If
men or women contemplate an escape, they
do not collect all their powers for the
task. In none of the serious and important
tasks of life do we arrange such a "getaway."
We cannot love and be limited.
Betty Friedan:
If divorce has increased
by one thousand percent, don't blame the
women's movement. Blame the obsolete sex
roles on which our marriages were based.
Bruce
Fisher and Robert Alberti:
Many people marry for
the wrong reasons, among them i) to overcome
loneliness, ii) to escape an unhappy parental
home, iii) because they think that everyone
is expected to marry, iv) because only
"losers" who can't find someone
to marry stay single, v) out of a need
to parent, or be parented by another person,
vi) because they got pregnant, vii) because
"we fell in love," ... and on
goes the list.
Will Stanton:
Getting a dog is like
getting married. It teaches you to be
less self-centered, to accept sudden,
surprising outbursts of affection, and
not to be upset by a few scratches on
your car.
Wife Wanted:
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds
: " Wife Wanted". Next day,
he received a hundred letters. They all
said the same thing "You
can have mine."
The Wrong
One:
At the cocktail party, one married woman
said to another, "Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
The other politely replied, "Yes
I am, I married the wrong man."
Cost of
Wedding:
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy,
how much does it cost to get married?"
The father thought for a while and replied,
"I don't know, son, I'm still paying
for it."
Ransom:
A man received a letter from some kidnappers.
The letter said, "If you don't promise
to send us $50,000, we promise you we
will kidnap your wife." The poor
man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't
keep my promise but I hope you will keep
yours." |
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